Nothing Ever Happens: A Bot That Always Buys 'No' on Non-Sports Polymarket Markets

An experimental bot written in async Python that scans non-sports yes/no markets on Polymarket and buys only No positions.

The core behavior is simple.

• Target: standalone yes/no markets excluding sports
• Strategy: enter No only below a configured price ceiling
• Mode separation: distinguishes between paper trading and live trading
• Safeguards: live trading only works if several environment variables and a private key are configured

It also covers operational aspects.

• continuously monitoring markets
• maintaining and recovering state
• providing a dashboard to view trades and portfolio

The key point is that this isn't a bot promising profits, but an entertainment / test trading bot that implements the assumption that "nothing ever happens" in code.